JMS the dentist

Ever had your mouth examined by a two year old? I think he would have stuck his whole head in my mouth last night if he could.
We were sitting in the lay -z- boy and he turned around while we were watching American Idol and he takes two hands and forces my mouth open to evaluate my teeth. I asked him, "what do you see?" "Teeth, mommy." I said, "are they all there?" "No, mommy all gone." I said, "my teeth are all gone?" "uh, huh. All gone." Then he turned around and went back to watching the show. It was really funny. I envisioned my son being a dentist for the extent of the exam.